Call Me Old Fashioned

Call me
Old fashioned

Call me
What you will

But I have an opinion
On the fashions
Of today

I do not like
Those pants
That guys wear so low
Where their butts
Are hanging out

And you can see
Those multi colored
Underwear

Call me
Old fashioned
Call me prude
Call me what you will

I don't like
The fashions
That are out there
Today

That girls feel
They can wear
Tights
And call them pants

Or what I remember
As clearly lingerie
Is now worn
Where everyone
Can see it

Call me old fashioned
Call me a prude
Call me what you will

But I have an opinion
On the fashions of today
I do not like them

But then again
Who am I

I am not a fashion expert
I am just a 37 year old woman

Who remembers
The good old days

When your skin
Was covered up, and
Your underwear
Stayed hidden

Call me old fashioned
Call me a prude

Call me what
You will

I do not like
The fashions of today
2010